Monday, 04 March 2013
Emmett noticed a picture of himself in a Cookie Monster diaper on the digital picture frame. It was like he reunited with some long lost love. He immediately stripped out of his underware. Then proceeded to run around the house commando style, looking in all the usual places he used to stash his diapers.
Upon realizing that there are none left in the house, all hell broke loose. Emmett completely lost it and then ran around the house to all the same places he had previously check only moments earlier, only this time screaming at the top of his lungs.
During Emmett’s bitter sweet reunion with the elusive Cookie Monster diaper he made his way over to Elliott.Not content to simply scream, he took Elliott’s pencil away. I got the pencil back and proceeded to return it to Elliott feeling like that would be the end of it.
While I thought the return of the pencil would be enough for Elliott, clearly I was wrong. Elliott refused to take the pencil back because it had Emmett’s “penis germs”. That’s right folks “penis germs”. What do you even say to something like that? Apparently, while running around the house naked and looking for a diaper, Emmett had touched his own penis. Thus having “penis germs”.
Elliott has become very preoccupied with germs lately. He is very stressed out and being forced to changed schools did not help at all. In fact for someone trying to keep their head above water getting kicked out of school was like tying a cinder block to his ankle.
I have a whole post about Elliott’s dismissal from school coming soon.
Now Elliott is stressing out because Emmett’s “penis germs” are now all over the house and we are out of hand sanitizer.
I think I’m going to curl up in the corner somewhere and hide….maybe even rock back and forth a little. I think that sounds good…..Read original post