Ryan may not be able to tell you what he did at school today or ask why the sky is blue, but he is a font of factual information. Whenever one of a handful of topics is mentioned, Ryan will tell you what he believes is most important for you to know; as he repeats these lessons with great frequency and consistency, it seems only right to share them with you here.
Here is
Everything You Need to Know, according to Ryan:
On stop signs: "Stop sign is a octagon, it has eight sides and four letters, S-T-O-P."
On zebras and tigers: "It has stripes."
On milk: "Cows love it."
On cows: "Cows love milk."
On bananas: "Monkeys love them. Bananas are yellow. They have stickers on them."
On butterflies: "They got to turn into a caterpillar, turn into a cocoon."
On the letter C*: "It's got to go between the B and the D."
* similar information also available on most other letters and numbers
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