Faith: What kinda store do you buy a mechanical bull from?
Me: I'd probably look for one on the Internet.
Faith: Will you buy us a mechanical bull?
Me: NO!
Jonathan: Ahhhh, why not?
Me: Because I'm sure they cost in the tens of thousands.
Jonathan: But I want to ride one.
Me: Then go to a bar.
Scott walks into the room
Jonathan: Dad, can you talk mom into buying a mechanical bull?
Scott: No.
Faith: No, ten mechanical bulls.
Me and Scott:
Faith: Do you want to know why I want ten mechanical bulls?
Me: Why?
Faith: I want to put them all outside and have a mechanical bull circus.
Scott: A mechanical bull pen?


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Comments (4)
The video is really good...interesting insight from people with Aspergers/Autism.
At first I thought the title of your post was "Mechanical Bull Penis" and is the reason I clicked. I was intrigued, what can I say? So when I realized that this post had nothing to do with a mechanical bull penis, I was really let down. Hard to recover from that misconception.
@SwearNoAllegiance@xanga - Haha!
I've tried riding on one of those mechanical bull and got tossed off like a rag dog. Thanks for the video. That was very informative.